Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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