waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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