all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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