Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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