You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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