did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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