you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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