Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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