My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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