I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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