what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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