Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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