I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. Iām so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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