It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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