if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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