...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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