People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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