And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
