yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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