ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
handjob tips. give me some.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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