Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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