i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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