I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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