guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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