plz talk dirty to me
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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