Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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