We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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