so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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