Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
