Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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