not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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