Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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