so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
