yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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