If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
be right there i have to get my cape
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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