Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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