brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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