Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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