her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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