oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I enjoy the company of your penis
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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