All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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