Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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