I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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