fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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