Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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