no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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