I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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