Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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