Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
as a side note pls kill me
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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