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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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