no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
