No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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