Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
